- You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
- You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
- You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding people are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists or islamists.
- You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
- You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
- You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
- You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
- You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
- You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of big cities do.
- You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
- You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
- You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
- You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell
- You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
- You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
- You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been In charge.
- You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, but displaying a nativity scene in public during Christmas should be illegal.
- You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
- You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
- You have to believe that not doing anything (or surrender) is the best way to prevent another terrorist attack.
Note: only to be taken as a joke, but nobody can stop you from thinking otherwise.
1 comment:
Thank you for a great blog. I am Norwegian, so I do not understand spanish (I think it is). Based on your English articles I think you are spot on. Thank you, keep up the good work.
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